drink up baby, stay up all night

with the things you could do, you won't but you might

17th Sep


"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

"I want to be an internet sensation. It’ll make me feel better about myself."

My mother

So I am officially dropping out of university and getting a full time job since mum has decided she’s selling our house and I’m not welcome in the new one??

I’d be upset if it didn’t just make my decision about what to do with my life easier. It’s also made me feel less guilty for the fact that I think my mum is ungrateful and selfish because this just proved it. Like wow, she didn’t even tell me properly. She called my brother in front of me while looking right at me and told him she was kicking me out after Christmas, and she’s buying a new place and I’m not welcome but my other OLDER brother might be???????

Lols forever

17th Sep


*sees a dog*

me: holy shit


Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman


*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?


but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"

Happy 43rd Birthday, Amy Meredith Poehler! (September 16, 1971)

16th Sep

I did some baking instead of attending university and I have no regrets haha

I did some baking instead of attending university and I have no regrets haha



i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week